LIFE IS ABOUT HAVING A GOOD TIME AND HAVING CANDY NOT PUTTING ROACHES IN YOUR HAIR
bad jokes during work
Kim Kardashian got engaged and had a baby and still got out-Googled by Beyonce who hasn’t even bothered to drop a single.
u cant sit with us
Jewels I found while studying pre Middle Age art history:
Confused “Why do I have two hands?”
That perfect girl is gone
Eugene taps Rapunzel’s shoulder. “Hey I found a crown alright alright alright.”